They're Really Important Issues, You Guys.

Internet is like Cap'n Crunch in this house: sometimes it's there and sometimes it's not. And lately it's been more not. So that's why there was no post yesterday.

Anyway, for Speech class I have to write these invective and encomium speeches; an invective speech is basically a rant about something or someone that one really doesn't like and an encomium speech is a praise of something or someone that one really likes.

I have been really looking forward to this assignment since the beginning of the semester because if there's one thing I do well, it's ranting about some stupid crap. But I couldn't ever really decide on a topic for either of them. I sort of wanted to find some topics that had some deep-seeded issue behind them. But I couldn't ever decide.

So I talked to Kelly about it. Then I called Bailey. Then I called Dina. Then I called Matt. Then I called Reed. Then I talked to Wade.

So I have finally decided to do my invective (the negative one) on cats and the encomium on Oreos.

Yes, very deeply-seeded, I know. I'll probably be winning the Nobel Peace Prize, so you should all look for that in the news.