Apparently You Can't Believe This Post. Because this is the Internet.

It is a cool 66 degrees here. I am wearing a light sweater. It is overcast with a 0% chance of precipitation. The weather in the desert doesn't make any sense.

We are going to the Stratosphere today to ride the rides they've got up there. Hopefully I'll throw up.

Tomorrow is going to be the best day for eating of the year thus far. I am overwhelmingly excited. All day I am going to be shoving food down my throat. I can't wait.

I couldn't find the Sufjan Stevens Christmas CD at the Best Buy here. The Best Buy website said that they had it. The Internet is a liar.